Chapter 1: The Rant Heard 'Round the World**
Chapter 1: The Rant Heard 'Round the World
The book didn't just fall from Lena Reyes’s hands; it was launched. It sailed across the living room with a surprising amount of aerodynamic grace before smacking into a pile of throw pillows, an ignoble end for what was supposed to be a literary escape.
“‘He loved her anyway’?” Lena sputtered to her empty, book-lined apartment. “Anyway? As if her entire being is a list of cons he’s magnanimously decided to overlook? What is this, a charity case?”
The offender was Waist Deep in Love, the latest romance novel to feature a plus-size heroine, and the latest to completely miss the point. Lena, a connoisseur of the genre and the voice behind the popular book blog Lattes with Lena, had been hopeful. The cover was vibrant, the heroine on it smiling and stylish. But the contents? A dumpster fire of tired, insulting tropes.
The heroine, a mousy baker named Daisy, spent the first fifty pages lamenting her "unlovable" body. The hero, a chiseled billionaire named Chad (of course, his name was Chad), spent the next fifty marveling that he could find himself attracted to a woman with “such generous curves.” The climax of their first date wasn't a kiss; it was him ordering her a salad.
Lena shuddered, her own curves shifting indignantly under her favorite mustard-yellow vintage dress. She wasn’t just a reader; she was a participant in this world. She lived a full, vibrant life. She went on dates, had great sex, and wore clothes that made her feel like a goddamn queen. She and her friends—real, living, breathing plus-size women—were not waiting for some condescending Chad to validate their existence. They were the main characters in their own stories.
So where were those stories?
A familiar fire ignited in her chest, the same one that fueled her best and most passionate blog posts. This wasn't just disappointment; it was an affront. Pushing herself off the plush velvet sofa, she stalked over to her writing nook, a corner of her apartment crammed with bookshelves and overflowing with personality. She flipped open her laptop, the screen illuminating her determined face. The blank document for a new Lattes with Lena post stared back at her.
Her fingers flew across the keyboard.
Title: Let's Talk About the Word 'Anyway' (And Other Crimes Against Curvy Heroines)
Hello, my lovely readers,
Today, I did something brave. I finished a book so steeped in thinly veiled fatphobia that I wanted to dip it in holy water and set it on fire. I’m talking, of course, about the latest offender in the long line of ‘plus-size’ romances written by people who have clearly never met a confident fat woman in their entire lives.
I’m tired. Aren’t you tired?
I’m tired of heroines who hate themselves until a man teaches them their worth. I’m tired of the ‘before’ picture in a story that should have never had an ‘after.’ I’m tired of the word ‘anyway,’ a word that positions a woman’s body as a hurdle to be overcome on the path to love.
Where is the heroine who already loves her body? The one who struts into a room and owns it? The one whose sexuality isn’t a shocking revelation but a core part of her identity? Where is the hero who sees her, not as a project, but as a masterpiece? Who isn’t attracted to her ‘despite’ her curves, but because of them? Who doesn’t love her ‘anyway,’ but ‘therefore’?
He loves her, therefore he traces the slope of her hip. He loves her, therefore he’s mesmerized by the way she laughs, a full-bodied, hearty sound that fills the entire room.
Lena paused, her own distinctive, hearty laugh catching in her throat. She gestured emphatically at the screen, as if arguing with it. This was personal. This was everything she’d ever wanted to see on a page.
We’re not a fetish. We’re not a charity case. And we are certainly not an ‘anyway.’ We are the whole damn story. It’s about time someone wrote it that way.
She hit ‘Publish’ with a satisfying click, the sound echoing the finality of a gavel. Then she pushed away from the desk, her work done. She’d said her piece. Now, it was up to the internet.
She didn't have to wait long.
Within ten minutes, her phone started to buzz. A comment on the blog. Then another. Then an email notification. Then a Twitter mention. Within an hour, her phone was vibrating nonstop on her coffee table, a frantic, buzzing insect of validation.
The post was exploding.
It was shared by other book bloggers, by romance authors she admired, by lifestyle influencers. The comments section was a tidal wave of agreement.
‘FINALLY, someone said it! Preach, Lena!’
‘I threw that book across the room too! #TeamTherefore’
‘This is exactly why I’ve almost given up on finding heroines who look like me.’
Lena’s heart swelled. It was a chorus of voices, all singing the same song she’d been humming alone for years. Her rant had struck a chord so deep and so wide it was practically a seismic event in their corner of the book world. For the rest of the evening, she felt a giddy sense of triumph, of being seen. This was her power: her words, her passion, her community.
The next morning, nursing a celebratory latte, she was still scrolling through the overwhelmingly positive reactions when a new email landed in her inbox. It wasn't a blog comment notification. The sender was ‘Meredith Vance,’ with an address from ‘@crimsonquillpress.com’.
Crimson Quill Press. One of the Big Five publishers.
Lena’s breath hitched. Her first thought was that she was in trouble. A cease and desist? A strongly worded letter from the author’s agent? Her finger trembled as she clicked it open.
Subject: Your Rant
Dear Ms. Reyes,
My name is Meredith Vance, and I am a Senior Editor at Crimson Quill Press. My entire acquisitions team has been passing around your blog post, ‘Let's Talk About the Word Anyway,’ all morning. To say it has resonated would be an understatement.
For years, we’ve been looking for an authentic, bold, and modern voice in the romance space. We’ve been looking for the exact story you described so passionately in your post. The witty, confident heroine. The romance that is celebratory, not conditional. The story that doesn't just include a plus-size woman but centers her joy.
Your post was more than a rant, Ms. Reyes. It was a pitch. And we want to buy it.
We want you to write that book for us.
Lena read the words once. Twice. A third time. The latte cup rattled in its saucer as she set it down, her hand shaking. A book deal. A real, honest-to-God book deal from Crimson Quill Press. It was the dream she had barely allowed herself to whisper in the dark, the one she nurtured while writing marketing copy for mediocre products during the day. It was happening.
She was so lost in the dizzying euphoria that she almost missed the final paragraph.
This kind of project requires a special touch—an editor who will challenge you and push the manuscript to its highest potential. I have someone in mind. He’s one of our most celebrated literary authors, known for his sharp, incisive style. Frankly, he can be… exacting. But I believe his precision paired with your passion could create something truly extraordinary.
His name is Julian Croft. I’ve already spoken to him, and he’s agreed to an exploratory meeting.
Can you be at our offices tomorrow at 10 AM to meet with him?
Regards,
Meredith Vance
The name, Julian Croft, meant nothing to Lena. But the description—‘celebrated literary author,’ ‘exacting,’ ‘sharp, incisive style’—sent a small, cold trickle of apprehension down her spine, chilling the warmth of her triumph. It sounded less like a collaborator and more like a final boss.
The dream had arrived. But it seemed it came with a gatekeeper, one who sounded like the living embodiment of everything she had just rallied against.
Tomorrow. Ten AM.
Her life was about to change. She just didn't know if it was for better, or for worse.
Characters

Julian Croft
