Stories by Phineas D. Scrollbottom
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The Transatlantic Cat Treat Gambit
Author:Phineas D. Scrollbottom
When a clueless American farmer starts using his email for a loyalty account, British IT worker Arthur Pendelton doesn't just get mad—he gets even. Armed with an internet connection and a bottomless well of pettiness, he begins a transatlantic war of attrition, one cat treat voucher at a time. But his digital haunting soon escalates, involving a pregnant gorilla, imaginary pets, and a final showdown that will echo through the aisles of Tractor Supply forever.